3babe:

3babe:

im so mad that im not having sex right now 

this wasn’t a call 4 straight boys to send me messages 

"i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex"

— me (via sadmommy2010)

This so me.

(via glitteryclitorous)

(via naughtylittlefantasy)

(Source: cynicallys, via xepire)

"You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."

How I Met Your Mother (via olivia-ross)

(Source: studiosixty, via twistingt0ngues)

infemape:

when u think ur crush likes u back

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(via placiddream)

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apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf, via magicul)

"Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry."

Henry Ward Beecher  (via poisontome)

♡ Find all good posts here! ♡

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My mind is like a vault….😈😐

(via schlachthoffunf5)

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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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carapherxelia:

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail [video credit]

carapherxelia:

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail [video credit]

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