"i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex"
— me (via sadmommy2010)
This so me.
"You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.
That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."
— How I Met Your Mother (via olivia-ross)
(Source: studiosixty, via twistingt0ngues)
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
(Source: cyber-leaf, via magicul)
"Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry."
Henry Ward Beecher (via poisontome)
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My mind is like a vault….😈😐
(Source: observando, via schlachthoffunf5)